Ode to the woke bro
Dr Jessica Taylor
11/02/2020
He calls himself a feminist
And stands up for women’s rights
But he still jacks off to porn
On those lonely nights
He calls himself an ally
And supports a woman’s choice
To get her tits out for empowerment
But not to use her voice
He calls himself a feminist
But I think he is a liar
Because when women argue with him
He tells them to go die in a fire
He calls himself an ally
And he sure does love the sex work
But if his own daughter did it
He’d go fuckin berserk
He calls himself a feminist
And here he is again
To remind all the lesbians
That they should sleep with men
He calls himself an ally
Harassing female scholars on twitter
Telling her how to do her research
And then mansplaining it to her
He calls himself a feminist
But shouts at women on the net
That, ‘Not all men are like that!’
Just in case we all forget
He calls himself an ally
But will report you to your employer
If you talk about sex based rights
So you’d better have a lawyer
He calls himself a feminist
But claims that men are oppressed
Whilst tweeting slurs about an MP
For her ‘inappropriate dress’
He calls himself an ally
And says he has a wife and daughter
And jokes he‘d kill his 15 year old
If she started dating and he caught her
He loves his male privilege
And he calls himself woke
But as far as I can see
He’s just another angry bloke
He’s not a feminist
And he’s not an ally
He’s a woke bro with an ego
Just another misogynist guy
Tweet @drjesstaylor
Email jessica@victimfocus.org.uk
Yes! So many of them around. In Scotland known as “whitabooteries”, as they always say, for example, “What about the men who are abused?”’ when abused women are mentioned!
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Nope. It’s just that a lot of people only care when women are mistreated, and couldn’t give two fucks when it happens to guys.
Men and women are both of equal value. I hate ALL abusers.
I agree with this verse, though.
It’s why people don’t trust “woke” nice guys. A lot of them “support” women, to get a shot at getting in their knickers.
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See? That’s “whitabootery” Davy Gravy! You are hitting that nail bang on the head!!
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What’s wrong with questioning someone who doesn’t live by their own standards, and expects you to, quine?
What aboutery is perfectly legitimate. It is basically comparing a person’s words to their actions to see if they are full of shit, or worth listening to.
Women do it all the time, and I don’t see many complaining.
You are criticising people for pointing out hypocrisy. You won’t get far doing that.
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A woke sis….
😚
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I’ve met quite a few of the ‘woke bro’ types. I think there are probably some genuine guys who aren’t just faking it, but there are a LOT of fakers too.
The worst I’ve had was one guy who told me he was a feminist within the first 5 minutes of meeting me, and then spent the next 30 minutes staring at my boobs, then when we said goodnight he hugged me without asking and said “hope I’m not squashing your breasts”. I was honestly seconds away from just booting him in the balls. I wish I had, but I’m a bit too nice for my own good I think. I hate to think how many other girls he’d been doing the same crap with though!
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Yes..they can’t do enough for you, then get annoyed you didn’t give them the “gratitude” they expected. Creeps.
It’s just modernised white knighting, and Lancelot always wants to sire Guinevere.
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